Hey Kristen, Thanks for the tag! This article amused me. Do you know the pub 'Open letters'. I think this would be a good place for you because your write with wit and charm. Recently, I wrote an article for them. It's a great community. Here's the article:

https://medium.com/open-letters-to/an-open-letter-to-my-breath-taking-quarantine-lover-60576cb953e1

I saw that you published this piece on your blog in 2016. Have you had surgery? I'm very lucky for you that your two lucky eggs met up with the swimming friends. Hilarious! It's crazy what's going on in our female body, isn't? Ah and thanks for commenting and clapping for my latest article. Have a relaxing weekend, Kristina